Saturday, May 23, 2009

Top 10!

Top 10 Things to Remember for Memorial Day....

10.  Ants will come to your cookout.
9.  Sales, sales, and more sales!
8.  Traffic, traffic, and more traffic.
7.  Dealing with tourists for the next 4 months.
6.  More tunnel congestion because tourists are mesmerized by this little tube that goes under the water!
5.  POOL season!
4.  Bathing suit physique surprise!  (How did my mother's knees and thighs get on my body?)
3.  BEACH season! (If you can get to it through all the tourists.)
2.  Allow 2 hours to get past the Williamsburg area on I-64W.

and the #1 thing to remember for Memorial Day.....

1.  You wouldn't have the freedom to enjoy or complain about the first 9 if it weren't for the veterans and military personnel that this holiday commemorates.

1 comment:

  1. these are so funny.... especially # 2 since I leave in Yorktown! It is a mess... we went on Friday to meet family for dinner in Williamsburg and 64 was stopped, lucky we know the back roads.....I felt bad for those folkes in traffic.

    And #7 the tourists? THEY ARE EVERYWHERE already! Going to be a long summer!

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