Germ Trip-Tik

I need to preface this post with the declaration that I have the worst immune system known to man. I am cold-prone; I have always been cold-prone.

Are you familiar with those maps in malls? They have those huge stars on them that indicate "You Are Here."

Are you familiar with AAA Trip-Tiks? Those little "flip" maps that were the thing to have before GPS? They were similar to a steno pad only longer and narrower. You had to be a member of AAA, or "borrow" someone's membership, to get a trip-tik. They highlighted the route you should take, and as you traveled you flipped through the trip-tik to follow the highlighted route.

Well ...... are you aware that illnesses, germs, bacteria have trip-tiks? And guess what! On all those trip-tiks is a HUGE star that indicates "Missy Lives Here."

Because if there's one thing in life I'm certain - if there is an illness, germ, bacteria in the air, it will find my home and visit me personally.