Not my idea - someone elses
We'll do this together. Uh huh
We both need to do something for our health. Uh huh
It will be good for my cholesterol and high blood pressure. Uh huh
It will be good for your osteoporosis and osteoarthritis. Uh huh
It will be good for helping both of us lose weight. You're walking on thin ice with this one, bub.
If it's going to be so good for us,
why am I the one going on a consistent basis?
If it's going to be so good for us,
why am I the one doing a complete routine each time?
There is something wrong with this picture.
I like being a spectator
if it were an Olympic sport,
I'd be a gold medal winner.
Look at me.
Do I appear to be the type of individual
who enjoys having sore muscles?
Do I appear to be the type of individual
who enjoys being amongst all these physically fit fanatics?
Do I appear to be the type of individual
who enjoys waiting my turn to use a machine that's going to kill me?
No I don't.
I'm a spectator.
Spectators cheer - spectators watch - spectators encourage
Spectators don't have sore muscles - spectators are only fanatics about watching others participate - spectators don't need machines to accomplish their goal
Cardio - stretch - weights - cardio - stretch
Not my idea - someone elses
you have me in stitches! thanks for the laugh....
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